The Who, What, When, Where, Why And How

Aug 26
devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

Aug 20
My new tattoo! If y’all are wondering who “Leah” is, she’s my overly attached cat.

My new tattoo! If y’all are wondering who “Leah” is, she’s my overly attached cat.

Aug 15
keogdh:

im laughin so hard ill never grow up

keogdh:

im laughin so hard ill never grow up

Aug 15
trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

Aug 14

songofages:

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

tiny legs, tiny feet, please wait.
thank.

Aug 14

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

Aug 13

Anonymous said: So I've been dating my bestfriend for 3 whole months! Everything was great before dating but now he calls me a slut, cunt, bitch, whore and brings up things from the past and says I will never be able change I'll be a little cheating whore for the rest of my life. The last time this happened was lastnight. This was the first time I actually sobbed in front of him and he said sorry he blacked out and he can't control it. I don't want to lose my bestfriend. Help?

realtalksexadvice:

I don’t give a flying fuck if he was drunk, possessed by demons or speaking in tongues. Anyone who calls you names like that is an abusive piece of shit who doesn’t deserve your friendship. Or your time. Or energy. 

Nopeing hard on this douchecanoe right now. Those aren’t little faux pas either. “Sometimes you can be bitchy.” is one thing, “you’re a lying cunt” is designed, full sail, to be hurtful and to demean you. That is not okay. At all. 

Here’s my advice: tell that dude to get to stepping. If he can’t figure out how to communication his frustration or fears with you in a way that is productive and not hurtful, he needs to spend a good long while by himself figuring out how to be a decent human being. 

The “I can’t control it” line is 100% bullshit. If he can’t control himself from saying abusive shit while he’s drunk, then he should recognize that he’s an out of control drunk and needs to stop drinking. Just because he has a problem doesn’t mean you need to just grin and bear it. 

Nope. Nope. Nope. Not cool, bro. 

-Dani

Aug 12
realtalksexadvice:

Let’s be real honest here, neither one of these is a good thing to find in a vagina, hygiene wise….

realtalksexadvice:

Let’s be real honest here, neither one of these is a good thing to find in a vagina, hygiene wise….

Aug 12

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

Aug 12

quote I’m not asking you to do it for free. I’m asking you to do it for a friend.

this was the first time we’d spoken (via clientsfromhell)